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THE DYS- FUNXIONAL NIGHTLIFE.

Imagine a bar that uses only clean filtered spirtis with the minimum of impurities. A bar that leaves out the sugar-loaded cordials and high frutose syrup-based concentrates and replaces them with 100% juice mixers, fresh fruits, veggies and superfoods.
We are that bar.

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OUR DRINK MENU.

Click the link below to view a PDF of our food menu in your browser. Our mixologist-developed Specialty Cocktail menu is also available.

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PARTNER OF THE WEEK.

We endorse products and ingredients that actively benefit our clients health. Click here to learn more about this week's featured partner: VeeV

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INVEST IN DYSFUNXION.

The functional foods industry is generating over $100 billion a year, and we're on the cutting edge. Click here to learn how you can start working with us.

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NIGHTLIFE AT DYSFUNXION:

HAVE A BETTER TIME. BY DESIGN.

The Nightlife aspect of DysFunXion encompasses a million and one details. From our elevated DJ booth high above the dance floor, to the back-lit art that graces the main wall, the team at FunXion sought to create an even more seductive extension to its daily activities. The design and decor reflect its philosophical values: freshness, environmentalism, fitness, passion and verdancy.

The team chose a motif inspired by the colors of the tropics with the goal of filtering these visual statements throughout the space. This earthy philosophy, combined with the ultra modern steel and stone highlights creates an interplay of positive space and comfort. The creation of a mezzanine space allowed the partners to cater to a wider variety of customers, creating spaces where clients can both seek privacy, and mingle where the action is.

DRINKS AT DYSFUNXION:

SMARTER THAN YOUR AVERAGE COCKTAIL.

Our functional spirits are premium award winning brands which have been selected on the basis of clean distinctive flavor, organic and/or sustainable practices, or for their philanthropic efforts. Select a mixer from our list of freshly squeezed juices or our functional beverage menu and have fun creating a new experience with each drink. Our inventions reflect our belief in the ideal that every beverage has a positive element to it that both serves the body and satisfies the palette.

FunXion's stringent standards extend to its wine and beer offerings. Whether you're looking to unwind after work with a bio-dynamic wine, or start the evening with an organic beer, FunXion's selections reflect its commitment to serving superlative products and our community.

FunXion's commitment to the construction of a brilliant, quality beverage is complete. Our process is a straight forward one that includes home-made mixers, clean exotic flavors, and self-sustaining, philanthropic providers of fine spirits.

EVENTS AT DYSFUNXION:

GOOD FOR YOU. GOOD FOR YOUR FRIENDS.

Why Dysfunxion? Funxion's alter-ego has rightfully (or respectfully) been named based on the awareness that life's guilty pleasures may not always be the most nutrionally beneficial element we consume! But don't worry, we don't judge! Dysfunxion delivers a formula that allows you to do the most good while you go about your lifestyle.

Dysfunxion has created a warm and intimate event space which is perfect for your next celebration or catered fundraiser. With optimal functionality at its core, our high fidelity sound and high definition visual systems will blow your mind!

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